What would my bed say to me,
if it could sleep,
if when I sleep,
if it could speak...
"You fart too much.
Respect yourself more.
I want to live on a patio.
I like her sparkles.
Living in the same room
as fried chicken is weird.
I look like an ice cream sandwich
when I’m naked.
You don’t look like yourself
when you have envy.
There are more spiders than you
know, nesting by your butthole
at night.
I like it when you laugh.
I’m glad you are learning to sleep
in.
Your bed lamp situation sucks.
The thin metal mattress frame from Walmart
won’t endure your hips much longer.
I don’t like it when it rains,
and it hurts when I want to touch you
but you are so far away...
Your brother is an interesting visitor
and I want to listen to more classical piano music.
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