Relocated
Let us not forget about
the Costa Rican Cookie Massacre of 2019.
The almond flour cookies were kidnapped from San Jose.
Amish truck drivers took them on a 2 hour drive.
The cookies were suffocating with a plastic bag over their heads.
Then they were located into a freezer.
Trapped inside a gelid prison, the cookies didn’t know
when the humans would pull them out from the plastic bag,
into a slow mechanical torture, ending with death by digestion.
Every year, thousands of cookies lose their lives
due to the cookie industry.
Every day, millions of families crumble.
The frosting will never taste the same.
You can stop this tragedy from happening.
Boycott the cookie industry.
Save cookie’s lives.
Save the planet.
STUDIES HAVE SHOWN THAT MARIJUANA CONSUMPTION PROMOTES COOKIE-EATING DISORDER, COMMONLY KNOWN AS MUNCHIES.
READERS OF THIS PAMPHLET ARE DISCOURAGED FROM SMOKING REEFER UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES.
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